what am I talking?

Why do humans lie?

It's a sort of defense mechanism humans have developed over the ages. Now the level of precision that has been achieved so far varies from individual to individual. Like for example, I rarely ever lie. You may take it with a pinch of salt but that is a fact. Now you may mostly ask me how I am still surviving without such an important defense mechanism, didn't you read about Darwin's survival of the fittest in middle school?well I was always too good for any school lessons so I pretty much ignored most of the stuff that were scribbled down on that big black board at that time. I just guess I was way ahead of my time. As I always say, I never lie.Now the question is, my great great great grand parents and their great grand parents fought tooth and nail to get me up so high in the food chain, don't I feel even a little bit indebted towards keeping that tradition alive?Well truth is, I take that responsibility very seriously.And how do I go about doing what it takes? Well to bigin with, I make sure I vehemently denounce all the plant eaters of the universe and try my best to persuade each and every one of them to have a bite at that tasty, succulent piece of masterpiece GOD created for us, "THE CHICKEN STEAK"...Everyone, I mean everyone comes up with a stroke of total genius at some point in thier life, GOD is no exception. He achieved this place of total NIRVANA, "THE THING", when he came up with chicken, rather THE CHICKEN.shoot... all these talk is making me hungry... now let me go and pay homage to the greatest invention ever.

the perfect recipe...

Pointers to good restaurant (not the obvious - food):
Roof: Depending on how upscale you really want, you need to adjust your roof heights accordingly.
Lightings: It needs to be warm, preferably on the brighter side. Everything looks better with good lighting.
Decibel level: Make sure it’s not as noisy as a fish market. However a few customers get turned off if they feel they are restricted from talking a little freely, so you got to try and set the environment accordingly.
Space: Give ample space between tables. I know I am curious, but I don’t like sharing my fried dumpling with my neighbor.
An attentive host: Make sure there’s always and eye watching on every table. Keep asking on every table every few intervals. Any customer who you feel is looking for some assistant shouldn’t wait on you to complete your heroes’ season finale.
Now you guys add on...

why am I so cynical!!!

You need to give people more responsibilities!keep them busy doing stuff that'll hardly matter.I've grown more cynical and totally uninterested with things happening around me everyday. Maybe this is a sign God is giving me to move on to newer things in life... well this realization came down on me quite a long time back! now the question is what new and exciting things are in store for me ahead!!!that's another issue, you really don't know what's important and what makes you happy in life. you basically don't know why you landed on this earth in the first place.
I refuse to believe in myself, or for that matter I don't believe in heroes; a few good man making a difference. You try and fight for people who deserve no better. Everyone has to fight there own battles, then only can you think of the wars. You don't get any free brownies in life. All these farcical talks about changes, about revolutions; where does it take us? To some false sense of utopia which will never be?
Well the whole concept of Utopia is skewed, basically its all about self-fulfillment more then anything else. We all have part of that little kid left in some small part of our conciousness; and this small kid would have us believe that someone, somewhere's gonna come in and clean up all these mess; everything's gonna be alright. Well the sad truth is nothings ever going to change.
It's hopeless, so just give up the fight.

add the mins...

Squeeze out that extra min from your day!-----------------------------------------
1.Get used to that glare you get when you get late to office ---
(10-15) mins
2.Create rules for moving all mails from your manager, his manager and his... to deleted folder - (10-15) mins


alrite go on... add the mins

oh! btw not reading useless blogs-- a whole hour a day

home cooking is overhyped!

look at this scenario:
to get you the packet of Instant Noodle soup, 1st Mr.X spent a million dollars (ok ok... say a few grands) to research and come up with the perfect blend of wheat, rice flour, whatever; the exact precision of salt, pepper and spices from exotic, mystical and far off asian land which in turn is a culmination of thousands of years of culture which we are lucky enough to experience all thanks to the globalization, capitalization, exploitation (oops... this is taboo word I guess, but you'ld hear these 3 words in the same sentence quite often); I am straying from the actual topic in hand here.well coming back to the tasty noodle soup, the whole point is this is we are missing out on the million little details which went on into giving you that tasty, delightful pack of instant noodles...

well in short I miss mom's cooking...

life is beautiful... indeed

amidst all the depressing and ugly gore that surrounds you, you tend to come across those liitle moments which touches you so profoundly; makes you realise just how much beauty is around you. These are the moments which makes your life oh so beautiful...

Happy mother's day mom!
I wouldn't be-little all that you've done for me by saying thank you... 'cos words will never be enough!
my only wish is, if ever I am somehow able to give even a tiny protion of what you've given me back!

its gud to be a nobody

I was just going over the ramifications of being famous... not that I am bill gates or anything. Just thinking over the shit I can get away with just because of the fact that I am a nobody and not someone trying to come up with the next revolutionary operating system that's gonna kick everybody eles' ass.
Like I can quote crap and link it to say britney spears... now britney's not going to come back with her hairs or whatevers left of it, screaming murder and asking for a million doller from me... just because of the fact that I am a nobody. just a useless pointer to what i can get away with being a nobody.
now i am really writing trash... maybe i'll apply the local daily for a page 3 article...
arghhh wat the hell

Everything for world peace! \m/

Those precious little minutes of sleep you can squeeze in between the alarm snooze in the morning, what i wouldn't do to have a little more of those daily. Looking back at these small leisure's in life which we have to give up daily, sometimes I wonder why? Why do we've to give these up? For a greater good? Do we get world peace if I skip that wonderful 5 mins of heavenly sleep? Do my avoiding these small sins really make a difference to anybody but me?Why do we have to slog day in day out?To what end?Humans are a selfish being. Every single act we do can be traced back to a small ounce of self fulfillment that we get or feel we'll get out of the act.I wouldn't flinch a bit when I say I've never done a single totally selfless act my entire life. Show me a guy who says otherwise and I'll show you ten guys from Venus. Man I can go on and write probably thousand and a half pages to prove I am correct but then deep down you know I am right, so!