The other day I was trying to write a truly touching love story. But then it got me thinking; why are all the great love stories so sad. Well I guess deep down everyone's just sadistic or rather we are just disgustingly selfish and can't bear the thought of others being happy.
Then again this makes me sort of sick and I go back to my original view that everyone is inherently good , its generally just the situation or the circumstances. This thought usually keeps me sane or at least makes this world slightly more tolerable.
Now digging deeper, what exactly are these circumstances that drive us to do things which we normally wouldn't have done? Or rather what exactly forces us to step onto each others toes all the time?
Well it sounds quite simple actually; like god created only a single Scarlet Johanson. This has resulted many a toes being crushed and many a wars being raged. So if I were God I probably would've created at least a billion Scarlet Johansons.
Then again, this wouldn't have resolved the problems of the world. Because Charlize Theron would have felt left out and justifiably so. So I would've been forced to make half a billion Charlize Therons and half a billion Scarlet Johansons.
Well if you do the differential right this in the end would have brought me back to making the only single Charlize or Scarlet or Jolie onto this world. So this wasn't a very good exercise.
So I'll let the world be as it is for a while.
A simple plan to safe the world
If you think hard enough, you’d realize that most or all of world's problems are caused by people wanting to be different from the rest; a country trying to be better then the other, a dude trying to proof he's smarter etc. We just have to look into page #934 of our middle school history book for confirmation.
Now all these problems can be solved if we take away any form of hope from every living being on this world that they can be different. Make them realize deep down they are all the same disgusting creature.
One way of doing this is to serialize names; make sure everyone has similar but uniquely identifiable names. Like say 34567892, I think you got the idea here. Such serialized production of the human species will make sure the growth is more properly planned and people wouldn't have to fight 'cos one's called Aslam and the other Jeffrey.
This also in a way gives each of us a uniquely identifiable identity. Now you will know exactly what happened to 453456790 in school the other day. See 453456790 will never have to fight too hard to proof that he's different, nor will he have to fight to get a page in that middle school history book. A page per person based on the name. How cool is that.
The world would be a nice place to live again.
Now all these problems can be solved if we take away any form of hope from every living being on this world that they can be different. Make them realize deep down they are all the same disgusting creature.
One way of doing this is to serialize names; make sure everyone has similar but uniquely identifiable names. Like say 34567892, I think you got the idea here. Such serialized production of the human species will make sure the growth is more properly planned and people wouldn't have to fight 'cos one's called Aslam and the other Jeffrey.
This also in a way gives each of us a uniquely identifiable identity. Now you will know exactly what happened to 453456790 in school the other day. See 453456790 will never have to fight too hard to proof that he's different, nor will he have to fight to get a page in that middle school history book. A page per person based on the name. How cool is that.
The world would be a nice place to live again.
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