If you think hard enough, you’d realize that most or all of world's problems are caused by people wanting to be different from the rest; a country trying to be better then the other, a dude trying to proof he's smarter etc. We just have to look into page #934 of our middle school history book for confirmation.
Now all these problems can be solved if we take away any form of hope from every living being on this world that they can be different. Make them realize deep down they are all the same disgusting creature.
One way of doing this is to serialize names; make sure everyone has similar but uniquely identifiable names. Like say 34567892, I think you got the idea here. Such serialized production of the human species will make sure the growth is more properly planned and people wouldn't have to fight 'cos one's called Aslam and the other Jeffrey.
This also in a way gives each of us a uniquely identifiable identity. Now you will know exactly what happened to 453456790 in school the other day. See 453456790 will never have to fight too hard to proof that he's different, nor will he have to fight to get a page in that middle school history book. A page per person based on the name. How cool is that.
The world would be a nice place to live again.
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3 comments:
hmm...nice thought but major flaw...a guy with name 007 will get all the gals...whereas guy with #1234 (adds upto 9) wont have a single gal looking up to him...again...you come back to same place where we are right now...lol
what about people who make a living by suggesting names like "KKabhi KKabhii"... bad karma buddy
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