add the mins...

Squeeze out that extra min from your day!-----------------------------------------
1.Get used to that glare you get when you get late to office ---
(10-15) mins
2.Create rules for moving all mails from your manager, his manager and his... to deleted folder - (10-15) mins


alrite go on... add the mins

oh! btw not reading useless blogs-- a whole hour a day

home cooking is overhyped!

look at this scenario:
to get you the packet of Instant Noodle soup, 1st Mr.X spent a million dollars (ok ok... say a few grands) to research and come up with the perfect blend of wheat, rice flour, whatever; the exact precision of salt, pepper and spices from exotic, mystical and far off asian land which in turn is a culmination of thousands of years of culture which we are lucky enough to experience all thanks to the globalization, capitalization, exploitation (oops... this is taboo word I guess, but you'ld hear these 3 words in the same sentence quite often); I am straying from the actual topic in hand here.well coming back to the tasty noodle soup, the whole point is this is we are missing out on the million little details which went on into giving you that tasty, delightful pack of instant noodles...

well in short I miss mom's cooking...

life is beautiful... indeed

amidst all the depressing and ugly gore that surrounds you, you tend to come across those liitle moments which touches you so profoundly; makes you realise just how much beauty is around you. These are the moments which makes your life oh so beautiful...

Happy mother's day mom!
I wouldn't be-little all that you've done for me by saying thank you... 'cos words will never be enough!
my only wish is, if ever I am somehow able to give even a tiny protion of what you've given me back!

its gud to be a nobody

I was just going over the ramifications of being famous... not that I am bill gates or anything. Just thinking over the shit I can get away with just because of the fact that I am a nobody and not someone trying to come up with the next revolutionary operating system that's gonna kick everybody eles' ass.
Like I can quote crap and link it to say britney spears... now britney's not going to come back with her hairs or whatevers left of it, screaming murder and asking for a million doller from me... just because of the fact that I am a nobody. just a useless pointer to what i can get away with being a nobody.
now i am really writing trash... maybe i'll apply the local daily for a page 3 article...
arghhh wat the hell

Everything for world peace! \m/

Those precious little minutes of sleep you can squeeze in between the alarm snooze in the morning, what i wouldn't do to have a little more of those daily. Looking back at these small leisure's in life which we have to give up daily, sometimes I wonder why? Why do we've to give these up? For a greater good? Do we get world peace if I skip that wonderful 5 mins of heavenly sleep? Do my avoiding these small sins really make a difference to anybody but me?Why do we have to slog day in day out?To what end?Humans are a selfish being. Every single act we do can be traced back to a small ounce of self fulfillment that we get or feel we'll get out of the act.I wouldn't flinch a bit when I say I've never done a single totally selfless act my entire life. Show me a guy who says otherwise and I'll show you ten guys from Venus. Man I can go on and write probably thousand and a half pages to prove I am correct but then deep down you know I am right, so!