whose crap's the best???

hi, i can crap the best!!!

so goes the opening line...
i am this i am that... blah blah blah...
why in heaven's sake do we've to go over and over, and some more??
deep down i bet evrybody can make out the crap from the rest!!!
but still, still we harp about our golden crap all day long...

well lady,
i guess if u can't make out the crap from the rest, u ain't worth the fight...
till then...