loves mystery unlocked!!!

Group of us old frens were chattin around when our beloved guru stamped his guruism on us... This time the topic was love, rather how to read a gal's reaction!!!
Please refer below text... Quite enlightening.

 
1] A woman will give enough hints to you if she likes you, but when you talk to her, she’ll speak as if she’s just barely knows you.
MORAL: She’s waiting for you to propose and woo her, cause she’s ‘expecting’ (and maybe also silently praying in some cases) that the guy propose her [This is true in up to 90% of cases. Obviously, the figures can’t be statistically verified J].
 
2] When a woman (who knows that you like her) tells you ‘ lets try to get together’ and gives you her cell number, her ‘YES/NO’ answers stop to have any conclusive meaning.
MORAL: Given enough time and patience, all NOs eventually get converted to YESes. So just go ahead and propose her when you feel the time is right (most important: don’t believe her NO is a NO. It’s “I’m trying to buy a little more time here cause I’m scared to say YES”.
[This part may be a bit ironical where she wants you to propose her but still ends up saying NO. In such a case, believe me, even she doesn’t know the reason why she’s behaving like that herself. This solution is perseverance to finally get her to say YES].
 
3] LOVE at first sight is the most beautiful thing in this world. It has the highest possibility of a successful relationship.
MORAL: Sometimes its better to blindly follow the logic of your heart than the logic of your mind.
 
4] This is the most important one:   “ A SMS is costlier than a call. An email is costlier than a SMS. A post letter is costlier than an email. “
MORAL: When you’re trying to have a long distance relationship with a woman, you know what is the best form of communication – one that takes the highest amount of time investment from your side [it also has the side benefit of giving you the highest amount of time to think what you want to write].
Though the above rule may seem quaint and old-fashioned, believe me, its still worth its weight in gold.
Eg. Send your girl friend an SMS, an email and a post letter with similar love contents. See which one she retains for the longest period of time.
Conclusion: You may convince a girl to accept you love by your 5th letter, that might take 10000 SMSes to achieve.
 
5] FATE has a bigger role to play in your love life than you’d care to acknowledge.
MORAL: If you meet a woman (who’s also beautiful) you loved at first sight after a period of 3 years and BOTH of you are still single, its more than one heck of a coincidence that I’d care to believe.
Conclusion: You’re already late by 3 years. Still want to waste more time??????
 
6] Last and the best rule: When a woman says NO to you first, but eventually ends up saying YES, believe me, she really means it.
MORAL: You’ve found yourself a woman who’ll readily follow you to the ends of the Earth and beyond, as long as you have a little love potion (read sweet gestures, words, actions) always at your disposal.
Conclusion: A woman craves for Love more than  /Double Chocolate Fudge topped with Chocolate melt Ice Cream. ‘Nuff said.

--- courtesy Debangshu Gupta aka Guru.Let me know if you want more of guruism, I'll try and convince him with a few psp UMD's :)